Greetings from the Republic of Buffalo!
The sun is rising, bright and strong, as the Chinook winds blow away the shackles of overreach that have kept us poor.
It’s a glorious day.
We are sovereign, and Ottawa can no longer keep us down with their shared-cost programs and pesky impact assessments. The bitumen will flow and we will be RICH! And FREE!! And well-armed with our legal firearms.
In the early hours, our great leader addressed the assembly: "It's not like Ottawa is a national government," she explained. Soon, the elite Calgary columnists and lefty academics will come around to the true understanding of Canada as a loose federation of sovereign provinces, free to develop their natural resources until there’s nothing left in the ground.
It has been a long and hard ten days of struggle since our great leader bestowed the Act upon us. Hysteria, scorn and derision from self-proclaimed “experts.” Some misunderstandings about what the great act will mean. Doubt in our own ranks. But through the gruelling 18 hours of debate, our great leader persevered.
Everything will be better now that the Republic of Buffalo has dawned. Tylenol will flow across our sovereign border without the red tape of Health Canada approvals, and the fever of socialism that has afflicted our cities will finally break. The moms will shout their approval and finally flock to our great leader, offering thanks for the DaniDollars she has bestowed upon them.
Soon, our brothers in eastern Buffalo will shrug off their chains and join us in glorious sovereignty and our Republic will be whole.
God bless the sovereign Republic of Buffalo!
Great insight done with great wit! The truth will make us free...we hope!
So funny, so true. Free and rich. Oh my what theatre.